25 Reviews of Christmas #14 - A Mystery Review - Can You Guess the Subject?
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We’re going to try something a little different today…a mystery review!!! You’ll learn which Christmas movie this is after the jump, but for now, here is a brief plot synopsis. Can you tell which Christmas classic this is based on the summary? I couldn’t write this review straight, of course, because I am here today to discuss one of the darkest Christmas films ever created. It is about a man who brutally murders Santa Claus, steals his clothes, sleigh, and reindeer, and over the next year, slowly but surely takes over every aspect of the dead jolly-fat-man’s life. He impersonates Santa so stealthily, so ingeniously, that even the elves are convinced he’s their boss, and eagerly help him in his fiendish endeavor. Having finally taken over the North Pole and been put in command of all Christmas-based operations, this dastardly villain goes out into the world as Santa Claus, and even though he encounters the police, his crime is never discovered. He becomes Santa, his plan to ascend from dull corporate drone to most beloved of all humans having gone off without a hitch. Santa is dead, and an imposter has forever taken his place.
25 Reviews of Christmas #14 - A Mystery Review - Can You Guess the Subject?
25 Reviews of Christmas #14 - A Mystery…
25 Reviews of Christmas #14 - A Mystery Review - Can You Guess the Subject?
We’re going to try something a little different today…a mystery review!!! You’ll learn which Christmas movie this is after the jump, but for now, here is a brief plot synopsis. Can you tell which Christmas classic this is based on the summary? I couldn’t write this review straight, of course, because I am here today to discuss one of the darkest Christmas films ever created. It is about a man who brutally murders Santa Claus, steals his clothes, sleigh, and reindeer, and over the next year, slowly but surely takes over every aspect of the dead jolly-fat-man’s life. He impersonates Santa so stealthily, so ingeniously, that even the elves are convinced he’s their boss, and eagerly help him in his fiendish endeavor. Having finally taken over the North Pole and been put in command of all Christmas-based operations, this dastardly villain goes out into the world as Santa Claus, and even though he encounters the police, his crime is never discovered. He becomes Santa, his plan to ascend from dull corporate drone to most beloved of all humans having gone off without a hitch. Santa is dead, and an imposter has forever taken his place.