Jonathan Lack's Live Blog of the 2012 Academy Awards - Join us for a night of casual cynicism and snark!
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The time has come. The time when viewers nationwide will sit in front of their TVs to watch a lot of beautiful people present a stream of predictable, boring awards. For some reason, we put stock in this, and call it The Academy Awards. Chances are you know my feelings on the Oscars as an institution at this point, but I'm not going to spoil their bi…
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